Eddie Guardado dealt to Twins  —  From Evan Grant ...  Reliever Eddie Guardado has been traded to the Minnesota Twins, according to sources.  —  Update: The rest of the Rangers' moves today are on the jump in the official release from the team.

Reds' Cueto will miss start with strained elbow … CINCINNATI (AP) — Right-hander Johnny Cueto has a strained right elbow and will miss at least one start for the Cincinnati Reds.  —  Cueto lasted only three innings of a 4-3 loss to the Rockies in Colorado on Sunday, leaving with soreness in his pitching arm.

Mets put Maine on DL … NEW YORK (AP) — John Maine was put on the 15-day disabled list because of a bone spur in his right shoulder Monday, leaving the Mets without their No. 3 starter as they head into September looking to erase the memory of last year's disastrous stretch run.

Youth league tells pitcher, 9, that he's too good … NEW HAVEN, Conn. (AP) — Nine-year-old Jericho Scott is a good baseball player — too good, it turns out.  —  The right-hander has a fastball that tops out at about 40 mph.  He throws so hard that the Youth Baseball League of New Haven told …

Mike Lamb Designated  —  By Tim Dierkes [August 25 at 5:45pm CST]  —  According to Joe Christensen of the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, third baseman Mike Lamb was designated for assignment today to make room for Eddie Guardado.  Lamb is owed another $690K this year plus $3MM in '09 and a $100K buyout for '10.

YANKEES PONGED  —  IT would be tough for average Joes to beat a couple of Yankees at baseball, but slamming them in a game of beer pong was no sweat.  Last week, Jason Giambi and Joba Chamberlain were celebrating their win against the Kansas City Royals at Southern Hospitality, on Second Avenue …

Nolasco gets nod in rubber match  —  Florida (66-64) at Arizona (68-61), Sunday, 4:10 p.m. ET  —  PHOENIX — Completing the task has been a challenge for the Marlins' starting pitchers over the past two seasons.  —  But in his last outing, Ricky Nolasco went the distance at San Francisco …

Sox-fan Obama jokes that Cubs fans aren't serious  —  We all knew Barack Obama is a White Sox fan, but the presumed Democratic presidential nominee took it a bit further in an interview with ESPN.  —  Obama joked about the stereotype of Cubs fans, who probably are tired of being described …

Despite flaws, don't count Yankees out  —  It's so tempting to declare the Yankees' playoff hopes a lost cause because they've offered us no tangible reason to believe otherwise.  —  Their injury-plagued pitching staff is too thin.  Their lineup of former All-Stars and future Hall …

Under The Knife  —  Mound Mischief  —  Johnny Cueto (TBD)  —  Play my theme song, Jerome.  One can only hope that a strained triceps tendon is as bad as it gets for Cueto.  The young pitcher left Sunday's game with tightness in the back of his shoulder.

Outs Per Swing Exclusive Interview With Andrew Friedman  —  There are not many opportunities to ask the General Manager of your favorite team questions about the ins and outs of the organization.  Here at Outs Per Swing we were very lucky to have that opportunity.

postGame: Mets 9 Astros 1  —  The Mets (73-59) beat the Astros (66-65) by the score of 9 to 1 at Shea Stadium tonight.  —  For a recap, boxscore, stats, etc., from tonight's win, go to SNY.tv.  —  Everybody clap your hands.  Or chant ‘Pel-Frey’ as the Shea faithful deservedly did tonight.

Bonds seeks dismissal of most of perjury case … SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Barry Bonds is asking a federal judge to throw out most of the government's perjury case against him that charges he lied to a federal grand jury about his alleged steroids use.  —  In a court filing Monday …

MOOSE HAVING SOME ‘WILD’ THOUGHTS  —  BALTIMORE - Mike Mussina said yesterday what many within the Yankees' organization believe but won't admit: The wild-card door is the only one available to get into the playoffs.  —  “We have to win games and be there at the end.

Reynolds among 10 vets on Hall ballot  —  COOPERSTOWN, N.Y. (AP)—Allie Reynolds, Joe Gordon and Vern Stephens are among 10 players whose careers began before 1943 who will be considered by the Hall of Fame's constituted Veterans Committee when it meets on Dec. 7 .

Might Sabathia be a Giant? … Vallejo, Calif. native CC Sabathia's first choice is to go home to play for the Giants, one executive who knows him well told SI.com.  —  It doesn't hurt that the Giants play in the National League, which Sabathia, 28, has grown to love while authoring …