Olsen joins Marlins' hit parade  —  WASHINGTON — After slapping a base hit in an exhibition game last month, Scott Olsen joked that he'd try to beat out fellow pitcher Dontrelle Willis for the Silver Slugger award.  —  In his first start of the season Tuesday night, he didn't waste any time.

Unhappy Cantu to play for Durham  —  NEW YORK - Disgruntled and demoted second baseman Jorge Cantu will report to Triple-A Durham in time for Thursday's season opener and will be focused and prepared to play hard, agent Steve Canter said Tuesday.  —  But whether Cantu plays again for the Devil Rays could be another issue.

A day when 1 was the loneliest number  —  KANSAS CITY, Mo. — He could not have felt any worse than Jose Contreras of the White Sox did after giving up eight runs in one inning-plus.  Or Cubs ace Carlos Zambrano, negotiating a mega-million-dollar extension and getting tagged for six hits, five runs, and five walks by the Reds.

More baseball clubs joining spending spree  —  The New York Yankees, at $189.6 million, still have the highest payroll in baseball, but other teams are beginning to close the gap.  —  According to USA TODAY's 23rd annual survey of salaries, seven of the 30 teams have 2007 payrolls above $100 million.

Dodgers need to make some noise  —  Their weird, eerily quiet 0-2 start brings questions about Wolf's elbow and the defense and offense of new outfielders  —  MILWAUKEE — Two days, and the silence is already deafening.  —  Two days into the Dodgers season, and we're still waiting for someone …

Bleah.  —  As a joke, the I'm-taping-the-game-so-don't-tell-me- score-gag has been done.  "Seinfeld", Fever Pitch, and "Scrubs" all did it well, so I won't bore you with the details of my day.  All I wanted was to get home without knowing the final score, and I accomplished that after several trials.

Ozzie's opening line: If we don't win, fire me  —  Ken Williams at first seemed a bit taken aback by his manager's latest words Monday.  But after pausing a moment, the White Sox general manager smiled and borrowed a phrase associated with enigmatic Boston Red Sox outfielder Manny Ramirez.

LA Angels 8, Texas 3  —  ANAHEIM, Calif. (AP) — Vladimir Guerrero hits Texas pitching as if he were taking batting practice.  —  The Rangers' biggest nemesis had a solo homer and two RBI singles to lead the Los Angeles Angels to an 8-4 victory Tuesday night.

Selig earned $14.5 million in fiscal 2005  —  NEW YORK (AP) — Baseball commissioner Bud Selig earned as much last year as some of the league's top players.  —  Selig received $14.5 million in the 12 months ending Oct. 31, according to Major League Baseball's tax return, which was obtained by the Sports Business Journal.

Elbow inflammation forces Carpenter to miss next turn  —  ST. LOUIS — Chris Carpenter will miss his next turn in the St. Louis Cardinals' pitching rotation due to right elbow inflammation.  —  Carpenter complained of soreness Monday, the day after he struggled in the season opener against the New York Mets.

Pirates Notebook: Lincoln has major elbow surgery  —  By Dejan Kovacevic, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette  —  HOUSTON — Another top pitching prospect has gone under the knife.  —  Brad Lincoln, the Pirates' first-round draft pick last summer, yesterday had reconstructive surgery to repair ligament damage …

Heilman Thinks His Way Out of a Tough Spot  —  In the eighth inning Tuesday night, Mets reliever Aaron Heilman found an answer to an unanswerable question: How do you get one of the most balanced hitters in baseball off balance?  —  Sometimes, you notice something and guess right.

Opening Day Observations  —  I watched baseball all day.  You got a problem with that?  — All the games Monday seemed to be played much more quickly.  The average time of game doesn't really matter—you'd expect it to be lower due to the caliber of pitchers starting on Opening Day …

MASN Flops  —  I wasn't going to complain about this today, but the morning show on WNST Radio on my drive to work today got me all kinds of fired up about it.  —  I was honestly going to just let my opinions about MASN's first regular season broadcast slide.  Maybe it was first game kinks that needed to be worked out.